Sunday, May 17, 2009

Biden Plays Poker In Cheney's Bunker

Today is Sunday, May 17, 2009. News reports have surfaced that Vice President Joe Biden has revealed the secret location of Dick Cheney's bunker-like room where Cheney hid after 9/11. The bunker is capable of withstanding a nuclear attack, and is located in the basement of the Naval Observatory in Washington, where Cheney lived for eight years. The Vice Presidential home is where Biden now resides, and an unidentified source said yesterday that Biden is using the bunker, a reinforced steel room with millions of dollars in communications equipment, for poker games with friends and staff members. Party on, Joe.

4 comments:

  1. If this is true, I'm glad Joe Biden is making use of his extra room.

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  2. I wonder who approved the building of this bunker. That's our tax dollars at work.

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  3. I believe this is where Cheney underwent eight years of Navel Introspection, during which time he was hiding under a Bush.

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  4. I'm tired of hearing about Dick Cheney.

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